So my white friend got me to try pumpkin spice beer by not telling me what it was. Here’s how that went:

White Friend: Just try a little sip, it’s not bad….

Me: *drinks* … Why does this beer taste like autumn and white people?

WF: (excited) It’s pumpkin spice beer, dude! Only sold this time of yea—

Me: I ought to beat your fucking ass for that shit.

allielizabeth21:

Working in food service:

-expectations of a super hero
-respect of a doormat

(via lildrank)

(via lildrank)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

My Childhood 

Am I the only one who thinks the service technician in this commercial is hot as shit? You can come fiddle with my appliances. Any. Time.

Yup.

Yup.

usmcdreamin32:

cultofkimber:

static-sea:

I had a good laugh tonight.

This makes my heart hurt.

I can’t deal with stupid people

(Source: best-of-memes, via hold-your-ponies)

garrts:

High as fukc

garrts:

High as fukc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbwTMJroTbI&feature=youtube_gdata_player


I took the Ravens long enough, but they finally did better than a two game suspension for a wife beater.