cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

I’d watch that shit.

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Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 


If he was that pumped about the gag gift, he probably shit himself when he got the real thing.

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

If he was that pumped about the gag gift, he probably shit himself when he got the real thing.

(Source: funnynhilariousgif, via brohemian-fapsody)

frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

(Source: friggindweeb)

king-emare:

popping-smoke:

mbisthegame:

oparnoshoshoi:

anarchyandacupofcoffee:

OK Highway Patrol Captain George Brown says the best “tip” for women to not get raped by a cop is to “follow the law in the first place so you don’t get pulled over.”http://youtu.be/BO8g8akPWcY (Last third of the video).
Three serial rapists in 3 weeks arrested in Oklahoma, all cops.
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Pro tip: if you’re signaled to pull over (whether you’re male or female) and you’re in a place that has no witnesses, turn your hazard lights on to acknowledge the officer’s siren, and drive to the nearest gas station or populated area. This is accepted protocol by every agency. You are not obligated pull over until you can do so safely. This includes personal safety. Understand your rights, brothers and sisters. There are disgusting examples of authority in this world.

what the fuck wrong with these people

king-emare:

popping-smoke:

mbisthegame:

oparnoshoshoi:

anarchyandacupofcoffee:

OK Highway Patrol Captain George Brown says the best “tip” for women to not get raped by a cop is to “follow the law in the first place so you don’t get pulled over.”
http://youtu.be/BO8g8akPWcY (Last third of the video).

Three serial rapists in 3 weeks arrested in Oklahoma, all cops.

Follow for Anarchy | Follow for Feminism

Pro tip: if you’re signaled to pull over (whether you’re male or female) and you’re in a place that has no witnesses, turn your hazard lights on to acknowledge the officer’s siren, and drive to the nearest gas station or populated area. This is accepted protocol by every agency. You are not obligated pull over until you can do so safely. This includes personal safety. Understand your rights, brothers and sisters. There are disgusting examples of authority in this world.

what the fuck wrong with these people

(via momopeachchild)

Marriage Application.


rafi-dangelo:

Section I: Yes or No

  1. Are you a) religious? b) spiritual?  c) neither?
  2. Have you ever made sweet tea?
  3. Have you ever made grits?  Were they instant?
  4. Do you have hair?  Is it over an inch?  Ear length?  Chin length?  Shoulder length?  Longer?  (If longer, you may skip the remainder and proceed to the last section.)

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Now accepting applications.

theblacklacedandy:

bead-bead:

thestraggletag:

seiphirai:

A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement

(Note: This isn’t me)

See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his girlfriend’s pastimes and favourite things in the world, knew how close to the family she was and engineered the perfect engagement proposal, without a doubt managing to make sure this would please her (surely her mother and sisters would know).

This is how you do big gestures.

This is so awesome I can’t even.  

Also, the look on her face as she came into the house.  Hehehehehehe! 

STILL THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER

#WhiteFolks

(via momopeachchild)

There’s a line at this liquor like they giving away $100 bills with each purchase.

Words to live by.

(Source: ssarahpaulsonn, via bakeallday)

So it turns out that Obama wasn’t the only president to salute with his hands full…have several seats, haters.

So it turns out that Obama wasn’t the only president to salute with his hands full…have several seats, haters.