So my white friend got me to try pumpkin spice beer by not telling me what it was. Here’s how that went:
White Friend: Just try a little sip, it’s not bad….
Me: *drinks* … Why does this beer taste like autumn and white people?
WF: (excited) It’s pumpkin spice beer, dude! Only sold this time of yea—
Me: I ought to beat your fucking ass for that shit.
Am I the only one who thinks the service technician in this commercial is hot as shit? You can come fiddle with my appliances. Any. Time.