OKAY TUMBLR. IT’S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL


the-honey-blossom:

batmansymbol:

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “JIF.”

NOT GIF,

JIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

did you mean “if you pronounce .gif the right way)

#JIFLife

Stay young at heart.

Stay young at heart.

(Source: missdimplez, via bryndang)

I was once like looking at porn in the same room as my roommate. Out of nowhere he goes, “I can see the reflection of your porn in your glasses. I looked up and a giant dick flashed across your face.”

Good for Peyton Manning…


I don’t really follow football too closely, but good for Peyton Manning. 509 touchdowns… That’s a lot of time spent reaching between the legs of some random dude.

pattilahell:

no fuck you


0_o #witchcraft.

pattilahell:

no fuck you

0_o #witchcraft.

(Source: dovga.com, via eatthecake-anime)

lumos5000:

When people say “it’s not classy for a lady to curse”

BITCH THIS LADY IS THE EPITOME OF CLASS

LOOK AT HER CURSE. LOOK AT IT.

it’s so beautiful

(via eatthecake-anime)

  • me: im so bored
  • me: i have nothing to do
  • me: i wish i had something to do
  • basic responsibilities: yo
  • me: not u
  • me: anyway
  • me: im so bored
  • me: i have nothing to do

ray-justblaze-jr:

victran:

mintsmintsmints:

scottishwinds:

mintsmintsmints:

Rebloggable by request.  Sorry if it’s fucked up.

you’re my fav

ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND NOTES.

always reblog for Sgt Mints

SGT MINTS

Minty for the win!!

(Source: spookymintsmintsmints, via the-honey-blossom)

blueklectic:

Something’s wrong. This man can’t be this perfect 

…and yet, there he is. All perfect an shit.

blueklectic:

Something’s wrong. This man can’t be this perfect

…and yet, there he is. All perfect an shit.

(Source: hastobeseen)

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via tyleroakley)